日期：2014-06-04 One summer, two men, who had come to the country for their holidays. They were walking in an orchard. They saw that all the trees were bending under a heavy load of apples. Except one tree on which there were no apples at all. A small country boy wa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-04 Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said, I am going to go to the mountains by train. He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got into the train. He had beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window dur... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-05-19 Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English. The judge looked at the d... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-05-07 At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones.To sit next to you, he replied galla... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-29 A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency. I saw a woman hit by a car, he said, She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture. How horrible! What did you do? Thanks to my first-aid training I knew... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-25 A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-25 I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my accident, and would they please horror them anyway. Okay, s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-25 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-25 One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100. After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-14 The great Chinese diplomat Dr. Wu Ting Fang was in the United States a number of years ago. One day he met an American woman at a reception. She did not know him. So she asked sweetly, What 'nese' are you--Japanese, Javanese, or Chinese? Dr. Wu repl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-14 A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to a patient. He promptly replied: Five grains. A minute later the student asked the professor, May I correct my answer? The professor looked at his watch and said: It... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-14 A man was a butterfingers（手脚笨拙的人） . He had been suffering from unemployment for months. At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase. The manager summoned him to the office and told... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-08 A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering（闲荡） . The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-08 I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled（迷惑） me... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-01-23 Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment, bait and a video camera. Then they drove to the seaside. The roads were bad, and their car was badly damaged, with dents here and there. Most of their equipment was damaged, t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-01-23 A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit claimed he needed to step on the gas in order to blow-dry his car. Roger Daniel, 37, offered the novel excuse after he was nabbed traveling at over 120 kilometers per hour in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-01-23 Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？ 病人：我认为我是一只鸡。 精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？ 病人：从我... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-01-23 A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in. The boss said, Oh, my God! You're so du... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-12-12 Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the no... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-11-13 Several international businessmen were on a conference cruise when the ship began to sink. Go and tell those fellows to put on life jackets and jump overboard, the captain directed his first mate. A few minutes later the first mate returned. Those g... 阅读全文>>