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Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it! Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day! What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin1 fired at him? That was an arrow escape! A history joke What did the ghost of Queen Elizabeth say as it floated into the terrified woman's bedroom? Don't worry, I'm just passing through! Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things! 点击  收听单词发音
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