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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms! Mother: What was the first thing you learned1 in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips! What did Caesar say to Cleopatra? Toga-ether we can rule the world! Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten2 a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus! What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had! 点击收听单词发音
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