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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten! Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much! A history joke When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar1 to row! A history joke What did they do at the Boston Tea Party? I don't know, I wasn't invited! A history joke What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party? T-Shirts! 点击收听单词发音
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