What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?_儿童笑话

What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

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Joke: What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Answer: Trouble.
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Joke: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?

Answer: It tocked too much...

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Joke: What do gymnasts, acrobats¹, and bananas have in common?

Answer: They can all do the splits.

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Joke: What's a frog's favorite game?

Answer: Hopscotch².

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Joke: What's a snakes favorite game?

Answer: S-s-soccer.

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Joke: What is horse sense?

Answer: Stable thinking.

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Joke: Why is the forest so noisy?

Answer: Because every tree has its own bark!

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Joke: What time do ducks wake up?

Answer: At the quack³ of dawn.

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Joke: What dies but never lives?

Answer: A battery!

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1 acrobats
n.杂技演员( acrobat的名词复数 )；立场观点善变的人，主张、政见等变化无常的人
参考例句：
I was always fascinated by the acrobats at the circus. 我总是着迷于马戏团里的杂技演员。来自《简明英汉词典》 The acrobats' performance drew forth applause from the audience. 杂技演员的表演博得了观众的掌声。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 hopscotch
n.小孩独脚跳踢石子的游戏，“跳房子”游戏
参考例句：
The children squared off the sidewalk to play hopscotch.孩子们在人行道上划出方格，做“跳房子”的游戏。 At hopscotch,the best hoppers are the children.在跳房子的游戏中，孩子是最优秀的单足跳者。

3 quack
n.庸医；江湖医生；冒充内行的人；骗子
参考例句：
He describes himself as a doctor,but I feel he is a quack.他自称是医生，可是我感觉他是个江湖骗子。 The quack was stormed with questions.江湖骗子受到了猛烈的质问。