英语笑话和学校相关的几个英语笑话_儿童笑话

英语笑话和学校相关的几个英语笑话

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Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom¹ is?

Student: The guy who went out with Eve!

Who is your best friend at school?

Your princi-pal!

Why did the Cyclops stop teaching²?

Because he only had one pupil!

Why was the students report card all wet?

Because it was below C level³!

What flies around the school at night?

The alpha-bat!

What is a teacher's three favorite words?

June, July & August!

James, where is your homework?

I ate it. Why?

You said it was a piece of cake!

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1 atom
n.原子；微粒，微量
参考例句：
For many years the atom was believed to be indivisible.在过去有很多年原子一直被认为是不可分割的。 He could not get up an atom of sympathy for her.他对她激不出一点同情心。

2 teaching
n.教学，执教，任教，讲授；(复数)教诲
参考例句：
We all agree in adopting the new teaching method. 我们一致同意采取新的教学方法。 He created a new system of teaching foreign languages.他创造了一种新的外语教学体系。

3 level
n.水平，水准，标准；adj.同高的，平坦的，齐平的；v.弄平，瞄准，对准
参考例句：
Our level is very low.我们的水平很低。 The water level has been raised by 1.1 metres.水位提高了1.1米。