School collection 28_儿童笑话

School collection 28

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Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
At the bottom¹!

What are you going to be when you get out of school?
An old man!

What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

I'm learning² ancient history?
So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times!

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1 bottom
n.底部;屁股，臀部；adj.底部的
参考例句：
The bottom of the cup is broken.这杯子的底破了。 The channel must have a flat bottom.沟道的底要平。

2 learning
n.学问，学识，学习；动词learn的现在分词
参考例句：
When you are learning to ride a bicycle,you often fall off.初学骑自行车时，常会从车上掉下来。 Learning languages isn't just a matter of remembering words.学习语言不仅仅是记些单词的事。

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