School collection 29_儿童笑话

School collection 29

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Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling¹ all our fun!

I'm not going back to school ever again
Why ever not?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack²!

Who was the biggest thief in history?
Atlas³, he held up the whole world!

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1 spoiling
v.变质( spoil的现在分词 )；损坏；毁掉；破坏
参考例句：
You are spoiling this man's son. 贼夫人之子。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 The murderer attempted to escape from law punishment by spoiling his own face. 那个杀人犯企图自毁容貌以逃脱法律的惩罚。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 smack
vt.拍，打，掴；咂嘴；vi.含有…意味；n.拍
参考例句：
She gave him a smack on the face.她打了他一个嘴巴。 I gave the fly a smack with the magazine.我用杂志拍了一下苍蝇。

3 atlas
n.地图册，图表集
参考例句：
He reached down the atlas from the top shelf.他从书架顶层取下地图集。 The atlas contains forty maps,including three of Great Britain.这本地图集有40幅地图，其中包括3幅英国地图。

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