Scary collection 31_儿童笑话

Scary collection 31

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A vampire¹ joke
What's a vampire's favourite animal?
A giraffe!

A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!

A vampire joke
Why is Hollywood full of vampires²?
They need someone to play the bit parts!

A cannibal joke
What do cannibal say when they say grace?
''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!

'' A vampire joke
What happened at the vampires reunion?
All the blood relations went!

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
''Oh no,not snake and pygmy pie again!

'' A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?
Fangs³ for the memories!

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1 vampire
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！ Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

2 vampires
n.吸血鬼( vampire的名词复数 )；吸血蝠；高利贷者；（舞台上的）活板门
参考例句：
The most effective weapon against the vampires is avampire itself. 对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。来自电影对白 If vampires existed, don`t you think we would`ve found them by now? 如果真有吸血鬼，那我们怎么还没有找到他们呢？来自电影对白

3 fangs
n.（尤指狗和狼的）长而尖的牙( fang的名词复数 )；（蛇的）毒牙；罐座
参考例句：
The dog fleshed his fangs in the deer's leg. 狗用尖牙咬住了鹿腿。来自《现代英汉综合大词典》 Dogs came lunging forward with their fangs bared. 狗龇牙咧嘴地扑过来。来自《简明英汉词典》

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