Scary collection 32_儿童笑话

Scary collection 32

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A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!

A vampire¹ joke
What happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

A ghost joke
Who is the most important member of the ghost's football team?
The ghoulie!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
Terrifried!

A vampire joke
Why do vampires² do well at school?
Because everytime they are asked a question they come up with a biting reply!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
Skint Eastwood!

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1 vampire
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！ Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

2 vampires
n.吸血鬼( vampire的名词复数 )；吸血蝠；高利贷者；（舞台上的）活板门
参考例句：
The most effective weapon against the vampires is avampire itself. 对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。来自电影对白 If vampires existed, don`t you think we would`ve found them by now? 如果真有吸血鬼，那我们怎么还没有找到他们呢？来自电影对白

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