Scary collection 37_儿童笑话

Scary collection 37

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A ghost joke
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!

A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!

A vampire¹ joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!

A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!

A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!

A vampire joke
Why are vampires² always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!

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1 vampire
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！ Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

2 vampires
n.吸血鬼( vampire的名词复数 )；吸血蝠；高利贷者；（舞台上的）活板门
参考例句：
The most effective weapon against the vampires is avampire itself. 对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。来自电影对白 If vampires existed, don`t you think we would`ve found them by now? 如果真有吸血鬼，那我们怎么还没有找到他们呢？来自电影对白

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