Scary collection 38_儿童笑话

Scary collection 38

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Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!

Q: Where do Chinese vampires¹ come from?
A: Fanghai!

Q: Why did the skeleton³ pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!

Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!

Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!

Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang² mail!

Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!

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1 vampires
n.吸血鬼( vampire的名词复数 )；吸血蝠；高利贷者；（舞台上的）活板门
参考例句：
The most effective weapon against the vampires is avampire itself. 对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。来自电影对白 If vampires existed, don`t you think we would`ve found them by now? 如果真有吸血鬼，那我们怎么还没有找到他们呢？来自电影对白

2 fang
n.尖牙，犬牙
参考例句：
Look how the bone sticks out of the flesh like a dog's fang.瞧瞧,这根骨头从肉里露出来，象一只犬牙似的。 The green fairy's fang thrusting between his lips.绿妖精的尖牙从他的嘴唇里龇出来。

3 skeleton
n.骨骼，框架，骨干，梗概，提要
参考例句：
A long illness made a skeleton out of him.长期的卧病使他骨瘦如柴。 Her notes gave us just the bare skeleton of her theory.她的笔记只给我们提供了她的理论的梗概。

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