Scary collection 55_儿童笑话

Scary collection 55

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A witch joke
What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!

A witch joke
How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops¹ of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...!

A witch joke
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!

A witch joke
How do warty² witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!

A witch joke
When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!

A witch joke
Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot!

A witch joke
What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!

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1 scoops
n.小铲( scoop的名词复数 )；小勺；一勺[铲]之量；（抢先刊载、播出的）独家新闻v.抢先报道( scoop的第三人称单数 )；（敏捷地）抱起；抢先获得；用铲[勺]等挖（洞等）
参考例句：
two scoops of mashed potato 两勺土豆泥 I used three scoops of flour and one(scoop)of sugar. 我用了三杓面粉和一杓糖。来自辞典例句

2 warty
adj.有疣的，似疣的；瘤状
参考例句：
Warty recurrences occurred in the perineal wound within a month of surgery. 局部切除术后一个月内伤口疣体复发。来自互联网 African wild swine with warty protuberances on the face and large protruding tusks. 在脸部和突出的长牙上有疣样隆起的非洲野猪。来自互联网

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