Scary collection 56_儿童笑话

Scary collection 56

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A witch joke
What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding it's breath!

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a flea¹ and a witch?
Very worried dogs!

A witch joke
What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the halls with poison ivy²...."!

A witch joke
What do witches eat for breakfast?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!

A witch joke
What do little witches like to play at school?
Bat's cradle!

A witch joke
What do witches eat for dinner?
Real toad³ in the hole!

A witch joke
Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?
They looked both ways before they crossed!

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1 flea
n.跳蚤
参考例句：
I'll put a flea in his ear if he bothers me once more.如果他再来打扰的话，我就要对他不客气了。 Hunter has an interest in prowling around a flea market.亨特对逛跳蚤市场很感兴趣。

2 ivy
n.常青藤，常春藤
参考例句：
Her wedding bouquet consisted of roses and ivy.她的婚礼花篮包括玫瑰和长春藤。 The wall is covered all over with ivy.墙上爬满了常春藤。

3 toad
n.蟾蜍，癞蛤蟆
参考例句：
Both the toad and frog are amphibian.蟾蜍和青蛙都是两栖动物。 Many kinds of toad hibernate in winter.许多种蟾蜍在冬天都会冬眠。

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