Scary collection 57_儿童笑话

Scary collection 57

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A witch joke
Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy¹!

A witch joke
Why was the witch late for the party?
She'd lost her witch-watch!

A witch joke
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter²?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!

A witch joke
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don't bite any witches!

A witch joke
What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!

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1 ivy
n.常青藤，常春藤
参考例句：
Her wedding bouquet consisted of roses and ivy.她的婚礼花篮包括玫瑰和长春藤。 The wall is covered all over with ivy.墙上爬满了常春藤。

2 presenter
n.（电视、广播的）主持人，赠与者
参考例句：
Most people think being a television presenter is exciting.很多人认为当电视节目主持人是一件刺激的事情。 The programme dispensed with its most popular presenter.这个节目最受欢迎的主持人被换掉了。

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