Scary collection 61_儿童笑话

Scary collection 61

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A witch joke
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured¹!

A witch joke
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch²!

A witch joke
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!

A witch joke
What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!

A witch joke
How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!

A witch joke
What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!

A witch joke
What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!

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1 conjured
用魔术变出( conjure的过去式和过去分词 )；祈求，恳求；变戏法；（变魔术般地）使…出现
参考例句：
He conjured them with his dying breath to look after his children. 他临终时恳求他们照顾他的孩子。 His very funny joke soon conjured my anger away. 他讲了个十分有趣的笑话，使得我的怒气顿消。

2 twitch
v.急拉，抽动，痉挛，抽搐；n.扯，阵痛，痉挛
参考例句：
The smell made my dog's nose twitch.那股气味使我的狗的鼻子抽动着。 I felt a twitch at my sleeve.我觉得有人扯了一下我的袖子。

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