Scary collection 62_儿童笑话

Scary collection 62

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A witch joke
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross an owl¹ with a witch?
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot²!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!

A witch joke
What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
One composes and the other decomposes³!

A witch joke
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist⁴?
Because she thought everybody loved her!

A witch joke
What usually runs in witches' families?
Noses!

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1 owl
n.猫头鹰，枭
参考例句：
Her new glasses make her look like an owl.她的新眼镜让她看上去像只猫头鹰。 I'm a night owl and seldom go to bed until after midnight.我睡得很晚，经常半夜后才睡觉。

2 hoot
n.鸟叫声，汽车的喇叭声； v.使汽车鸣喇叭
参考例句：
The sudden hoot of a whistle broke into my thoughts.突然响起的汽笛声打断了我的思路。 In a string of shrill hoot of the horn sound,he quickly ran to her.在一串尖声鸣叫的喇叭声中，他快速地跑向她。

3 decomposes
腐烂( decompose的第三人称单数 )；（使）分解；分解（某物质、光线等）
参考例句：
The debris slowly decomposes into compost. 这些垃圾慢慢地分解成了堆肥。 Plastic is a substance that hardly decomposes in the nature. 塑料是一种在自然中极难降解的物质。

4 psychiatrist
n.精神病专家；精神病医师
参考例句：
He went to a psychiatrist about his compulsive gambling.他去看精神科医生治疗不能自拔的赌瘾。 The psychiatrist corrected him gently.精神病医师彬彬有礼地纠正他。

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