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Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank! What kind of bull doesn't have horns? A bullfrog! What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights! Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him! Why was the frog down in the mouth? He was un hoppy1! Why is a frog luckier than a cat? Because a frog croaks3 all the time but a cat only gets to croak2 nine times! What's a toad4's favorite ballet? Swamp Lake! Whats green and can jump a mile a minute? A frog with hiccups5! Why did the lizard6 go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales! What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony? The Brit Awarts! 点击收听单词发音
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