Reptile jokes 03_儿童笑话

Reptile jokes 03

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What do toads² drink?
Croaka-cola!

When is a car like a frog?
When it's becing toad¹!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops³!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft!

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half an apple!

What do frogs drink?
Hot croako!

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts⁴!

What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals!

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1 toad
n.蟾蜍，癞蛤蟆
参考例句：
Both the toad and frog are amphibian.蟾蜍和青蛙都是两栖动物。 Many kinds of toad hibernate in winter.许多种蟾蜍在冬天都会冬眠。

2 toads
n.蟾蜍，癞蛤蟆( toad的名词复数 )
参考例句：
All toads blink when they swallow. 所有的癞蛤蟆吞食东西时都会眨眼皮。来自《简明英汉词典》 Toads have shorter legs and are generally more clumsy than frogs. 蟾蜍比青蛙脚短，一般说来没有青蛙灵活。来自辞典例句

3 hops
跳上[下]( hop的第三人称单数 )；单足蹦跳；齐足（或双足）跳行；摘葎草花
参考例句：
The sparrow crossed the lawn in a series of hops. 那麻雀一蹦一跳地穿过草坪。 It is brewed from malt and hops. 它用麦精和蛇麻草酿成。

4 warts
n.疣( wart的名词复数 )；肉赘；树瘤；缺点
参考例句：
You agreed to marry me, warts and all! 是你同意和我结婚的，我又没掩饰缺陷。来自辞典例句 Talk about trying to cure warts with spunk-water such a blame fool way as that! 用那样糊涂蛋的方法还谈什么仙水治疣子！来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险

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