Good News And Bad News_司法笑话

Good News And Bad News

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A man was summoned¹ to his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

"Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

The terrible news is...

"The picture is of you and your secretary!"

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传唤( summon的过去式和过去分词 )；召唤；传讯（出庭）；鼓起（勇气）
参考例句：
He was summoned to appear before the magistrates. 他被传唤在地方法院出庭。 The students were summoned in turn to be interviewed. 学生依次被召入进行口试。

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