A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked.

On the day of the trial he decided¹ to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could approach the bench.

"Your Honor," he said, " I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant².

I took one look at the man in his blue suit with those beady eyes and
that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook³!

He's guilty, guilty, guilty!' So your Honor, I can not possibly stay on
this jury!"

With a tired annoyance⁴, the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box. That man is his lawyer."