The real estate boss got a hot new secretary.

Afraid of sexual harrassment issues he held himself off for a week, but
finally overcome with lust¹, he decided² to put some moves on her.

But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased³ at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on.

So, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her.

"Listen, baby, we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking off?"

Looking him in the eyes, she replied, "My lawyer!"