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Death's Door

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A person¹ is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live.

The doctor did² not want to lie³ so he told him that he wouldn't make it through the night.

So the person calls for his lawyer⁴ and asks him to come and sit by his bed.

Right before the person dies⁵, the lawyer asks him why did he want him next to him.

The dying⁶ person replied⁷, "When Jesus died⁸, he had⁹ a thief¹⁰ next to him and I want to go the same way."

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1 person
n.人
参考例句：
I would never trust in that kind of person.我绝不会相信那种人。 She is the very person I wanted to see.她正是我要见的人。

2 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

3 lie
n.谎话；谎言；vi.躺；平放；展现；展开；位于；vt.说谎；躺
参考例句：
We are looking for a place to lie.我们在找躺的地方。 What did I lie about?我撒了什么谎？

4 lawyer
n.律师，法学家
参考例句：
My son is a lawyer.我儿子是律师。 A lawyer is often called in to write a will.律师常被请来写遗嘱。

5 dies
v.死，去逝；死亡，枯萎( die的第三人称单数 )；死时处于（某种状态）或具有（某种身份）
参考例句：
When a close friend dies, we can't help but feel sad. 当一位亲密的朋友去世时，我们不能不难过。来自《简明英汉词典》 If he dies without making a will, his closest relative will inherit. 如果他没有立下遗嘱就去世了，他的至亲将成为其继承人。来自《简明英汉词典》

6 dying
adj.垂死的，临终的
参考例句：
He was put in charge of the group by the dying leader.他被临终的领导人任命为集团负责人。 She was shown into a small room,where there was a dying man.她被领进了一间小屋子，那里有一个垂死的人。

7 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

8 died
vbl.死亡，消逝v.死亡，枯萎( die的过去式和过去分词 )；死时处于（某种状态）或具有（某种身份）adj.死亡的，消逝的
参考例句：
He was banished to Australia, where he died five years later. 他被流放到澳大利亚，五年后在那里去世。 He was utterly bereft when his wife died. 他的妻子去世时，他十分凄凉。

9 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

10 thief
n.贼；小偷
参考例句：
He saw the thief running away.他看见贼逃走了。 The thief broke the window and got into the house.那个窃贼打破窗子，进入屋内。

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