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Short legal laughs

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What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?

1. How much money do you have?

2. Where can you get more?

3. Do you have anything you can sell?

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Only three. The balance are documented case histories.

There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts. One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.

Lawyers are safe from the threat¹ of automation² taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.

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1 threat
n.威胁，恐吓，造成威胁的事物
参考例句：
Never submit to a threat.永远不要屈服于威胁。 There was a threat of typhoon.有刮台风的兆头。

2 automation
n.自动化（技术），自动操作
参考例句：
Automation will mean the loss of many jobs in this factory.自动化将意味着这个工厂要减少许多工作职位。 Automation has helped to increase production.自动化促进了生产的发展。

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