Early Shopper_司法笑话

Early Shopper

文章来源：未知文章作者：enread 发布时间：2011-03-25 01:14 字体： [大中小]　进入论坛

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It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent¹（仁慈的） mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant².

"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered（反击，反对） the prisoner.

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1 benevolent
adj.仁慈的，乐善好施的
参考例句：
His benevolent nature prevented him from refusing any beggar who accosted him.他乐善好施的本性使他不会拒绝走上前向他行乞的任何一个乞丐。 He was a benevolent old man and he wouldn't hurt a fly.他是一个仁慈的老人，连只苍蝇都不愿伤害。

2 defendant
n.被告；adj.处于被告地位的
参考例句：
The judge rejected a bribe from the defendant's family.法官拒收被告家属的贿赂。 The defendant was borne down by the weight of evidence.有力的证据使被告认输了。