There
was1 once a large, fat woman. She
had3 a small, thin
husband4. He worked in a big office and
got5 his
weekly6 pay7 every Friday evening.
As2 soon as he got home on Fridays, he had to give his
wife8 all his money, and his wife
gave9 him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day.
One day the small man
came10 home very
happily11. He hurried into the
living12 room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating apples there.
"You'll never guess what happened to me today, dear," he
said13. He waited for a
few14 seconds and then said again, "I
won15 ten thousand dollars buying the
lottery16 tickets!"
"That's wonderful!" shouted his wife. Happily. But then she
thought17 for a few seconds and said angrily, "But wait a minute! How
could18 you have enough money to buy the tickets?"
一个高大又肥胖的女人,有一个瘦瘦小小的丈夫。他在一家大公司的上班,每个周五的晚上发工资。他一回到家,就把所有钱交给他妻子,他的妻子只给他每天在公司吃午饭的钱。
一天,这个男人很开心回家了。他匆匆忙忙地走进起居室。他的妻子正在吃着苹果听着收音机。
“你绝对猜不到我今天发生了什么事,亲爱的,”他说。停顿了几秒钟,然后又说,“我买彩票赢了一万美元!“
“那太好了!“他的妻子高兴地说。不过她想了几秒钟后,生气地说,“等一下!你怎么有钱买这张彩票呢?“