One day the husband1 comes home to his wife2 and she says to him, "Honey3, honey, I need twenty dollars I have to go out and buy some meat."
"Twenty dollars!... are you crazy4? Come upstairs5 to the bathroom and let me show you something."
They run up to the bathroom and he stands in front of the mirror and pulls6 out a twenty dollar bill7 and says, "You see that twenty in the mirror, that ones yours and this ones mine."
He goes to work the next day and when he comes home he finds the kitchen table packed8 full of meat from one end to the other.
He looks over to his wife and says, "Honey, honey, where the hell9 did10 you get all of this meat?"
"Well," she replies11. "Come upstairs to the bathroom and let me show you something."
They run up to the bathroom and she stands in front of the mirror, lifts up her skirt.
"You see that one in the mirror, that ones yours and this one's the butcher's."
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