A man goes to a psychiatrist¹. 

 

To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. 

 

He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.

 

"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.

 

The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.

 

"A man and a woman making love in a boat."

 

He holds up the third picture.

 

"A man and a woman making love at the beach."

 

This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures.

 

At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."

 

And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."

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