At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" 

 

Most of the hands go up. 

 

"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" 

 

About half the hands stay up.

 

"OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" 

 

Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur¹ in the crowd. 

 

"Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" 

 

One hand stays up. 

 

The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" 

 

The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said 'goat.'"

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