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Orange Penis

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A man awoke¹ one morning and he noticed³ he had⁴ an orange penis.
Mistified by this he tested it, making sure everything was⁵ fine, and it was.
So he ignored⁶ it and went to work.
While⁷ in the urinal a friend looked over and seemed⁸ very suprised.
His friend said⁹, "Dude! What happened, doesn't that hurt?!"
He said, "Nope, i just woke² up and it was like that."
His friend replied¹⁰, "You should get that looked at."
So after the man got¹¹ done with work he went to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "This is a special case, what exactly¹² did¹³ you do this weekend?"
The man said, "Not much, just ate¹⁴ cheetos and watched pornos..."

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1 awoke
v.唤醒( awake的过去式 )；觉悟到；使觉悟
参考例句：
I awoke feeling rested and refreshed. 我睡醒后感觉精力充沛，神清气爽。 Mike awoke to find that he was lying on the beach. 迈克一觉醒来发现自己躺在海滩上。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 woke
v.醒( wake的过去式 )；唤醒；唤起（记忆）；使再次感觉到
参考例句：
She woke up with a terrible hangover. 她醒来时宿醉反应很厉害。 I woke up covered in a rash. 我醒来时长了一身皮疹。

3 noticed
v.介绍( notice的过去式和过去分词 )；关注；关照；说到
参考例句：
I noticed a certain hesitancy in his voice. 我注意到他的声音有点犹豫。 She cast a sidelong glance at Eric to see if he had noticed her blunder. 她偷偷斜扫了埃里克一眼，看他有没有留意到她的错误。

4 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

5 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

6 ignored
adj.忽视的动词ignore的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
Work in the home is often ignored and devalued. 家务劳动常常被忽视和贬低。 She sat at her desk and studiously ignored me. 她坐在桌边，故意对我不理不睬。

7 while
conj.当…的时候；而；虽然；尽管 n.一会儿
参考例句：
In a short while,the cat ate up the fish.不久，那只猫便将鱼吃个精光。 He teaches English in the school all the while.他一直在这所学校里教英语。

8 seemed
v.好像，仿佛( seem的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
She seemed totally absorbed in her book. 她好像完全被这本书迷住了。 My life seemed aimless. 我的生活似乎没有目标。

9 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

10 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

11 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

12 exactly
adv.准确地；严格地
参考例句：
What I want is exactly this one.我要的就是这一个。 I beg your pardon,what you say is not exactly correct.对不起，你说的话并不完全对。

13 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

14 ate
v.吃，eat的过去式
参考例句：
I ate a whole box of chocolates.我吃了一整盒巧克力。 It's a long time since she ate out last time.她很长一段时间没在外面吃饭了。

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