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Head 'n Shoulders

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So there's a blonde¹ 'n a brunette riding in an elevator² when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice³ that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely⁴ decline⁵ to say anything until⁶ the man leaves⁷ two floors later⁸. The brunette then turns to the blonde 'n says, "someone⁹ needs to give that poor guy¹⁰ some Head 'n Shoulders." To which the blonde replies¹¹, "How do you give shoulders?"

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1 blonde
adj.金发的；金发碧眼的
参考例句：
My younger brother married a blonde.我弟弟娶了个白肤金发碧眼的女人。 The lady was young,blonde,and dressed in blue.这位女士年轻，皮肤白皙，穿着蓝色的衣服。

2 elevator
n.电梯；升降机
参考例句：
The elevator doesn't stop at floors 1,2 and 3.电梯在一、二、三楼不停。 The elevator went up to the fifth floor.电梯升到了五楼。

3 notice
n.通知，布告；注意，认识；vt.看到，注意到
参考例句：
Post this notice on the wall.把这个通知贴在墙上。 I didn't notice you when you passed by.你走过时，我没有注意到你。

4 politely
adv.客气地，斯文地，殷勤地，优雅地，委婉地
参考例句：
He has a politely diffident manner.他的态度是客气中带有羞怯。 He cannot refuse if you ask politely.如果你客气一点的话,他是不会拒绝的。

5 decline
n.衰微，跌落，下降；vt.使降低，婉谢；vi.下降，衰落，偏斜
参考例句：
I must decline to show favour to any of the candidates.我必须拒绝偏袒任何一位候选人。 The birthrate is on the decline.出生率在下降。

6 until
prep.直到...为止；conj.直到...时才...
参考例句：
He arrived home until midnight.他直到半夜才到家。 She didn't sleep until midnight.她直到半夜才睡。

7 leaves
n.树叶，花瓣； leaf 的复数； leave 的单数第三人称现在式
参考例句：
The walk was covered with leaves.这人行道上满是树叶。 Will you check on the time the train leaves?请你核对一下火车开出的时间好吗？

8 later
adv.过后，后来；adj.以后的，更后的，较晚的
参考例句：
He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。 This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。

9 someone
pron.某人，有人
参考例句：
I can hear someone knocking.我听到有人敲门。 Someone wants to see her.有人找她。

10 guy
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。 That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

11 replies
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。来自《简明英汉词典》 "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

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