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Adult jokes：In Mourning

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In Mourning

A woman had¹ just lost her husband². So she meets a guy³ who is instantly
interested in her. Well he is a patient⁴ guy and decides⁵ to be nice to her.

Well one day they go away on a vacation⁶ and soon things get heated⁷ up, but
she takes everything off⁸ except⁹ for her black panties. So he asks her "Why
the black panties?" So she says "Well I haven't finished¹⁰ moarning down
there." So he says "ok". Anyway¹¹ this goes on for two days and on the third
day she notices¹² that he has a black condom on. So she asks him, "What's
with the black condom?" So he replies¹³, "I want to show you just how sorry
I am."

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1 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

2 husband
n.丈夫
参考例句：
My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。 I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。

3 guy
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。 That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

4 patient
n.病人；adj.有耐心的，能容忍的
参考例句：
The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说，他的病情已在好转。 We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。

5 decides
v.下决心( decide的第三人称单数 )；（使）决定；解决；裁决
参考例句：
We will defer to whatever the committee decides. 我们遵从委员会作出的任何决定。来自《简明英汉词典》 His family are completely behind him, whatever he decides. 他无论作出什么决定，家人都全力支持。来自辞典例句

6 vacation
n.假期，休假；vi.度假
参考例句：
I'll take a vacation this weekend.这个周末我要休假。 The vacation passed away quickly.假期过得很快。

7 heated
adj.热的，加热的；激昂的，兴奋的；激动的v.（使）热(heat的过去式和过去分词)
参考例句：
Metals expand when they are heated. 金属受热会膨胀。 Substances have no tendency to expand unless (they are) heated. 除非受热，物质不会有膨胀的倾向。来自《简明英汉词典》

8 off
adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外
参考例句：
You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。 I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。

9 except
v.除，除外，反对；prep.除了...之外，若不是，除非
参考例句：
Everybody is here except tom.除了汤姆大家都到了。 He never came except when he was in trouble. 除非有了困难，他从来不到这里来。

10 finished
adj.完成的，精湛的；v.动词finish的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
We finished up everything there was on the table. 我们把桌上的东西全吃完了。 We can certainly have the job finished on time.我们肯定能按时完成任务。

11 anyway
adv.不管怎样；无论如何
参考例句：
Anyway I'm free now . Let me go with you. 我反正闲着没事,就陪你走一趟吧。 Anyway, you can try. 至少你可以试试。

12 notices
n.注意( notice的名词复数 )；布告；警告；预告v.介绍( notice的第三人称单数 )；关注；关照；说到
参考例句：
He has a good eye for detail and notices almost everything. 他明察秋毫，几乎一切事情都注意到了。来自《简明英汉词典》 John is so shy and awkward that everyone notices him. 约翰如此害羞狼狈，以至于大家都注意到了他。来自《简明英汉词典》

13 replies
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。来自《简明英汉词典》 "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

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