A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Okay1, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem2?"
The mother says, "It’s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination3 then turns to the
mother and says, "Well,I don’t know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant4 - about 4 months would5 be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever6 been left alone7 with a man! Have you Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I’ve never even8 kissed9 a man!"
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares10 out it.
About five minutes pass and finally11 the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies12, "No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared13 in the east and three wise14 men came15 over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going16 to miss it this time!"