Adam Sandler's personality test...

You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work. It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!!

First, get a pen (or pencil) and paper.

Second, write the numbers one through six in a column.

Next to number one, write any number...

Next to number two, write the name of anyone to which you are really attracted (excluding spouses¹ and current significant others)...

Next to three, write down the first color you can think of...

Next to number four, write the name of your first pet (when you were a kid, growing up)....

Next to number five write down the name of the first family member that comes to mind...

Next to number six write down the name of the second family member that comes to mind...

Scroll² down....

Remember...no cheating.....

Keep scrolling³ down........

Don't cheat, or you'll be upset.......

Here are the answers....

The number next to number one show how many times you should be smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid quizes like this actually mean anything....

The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this....

The color you picked means nothing. It's a color....

Number four gives you the name of a dead animal....

Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be related to you.....