Two girls and a guy are trespassing¹ in a farmers field, and the farmer catches them, and decides to take them to court. During the next month, they go to court, and the farmers lawyer asks the first girl.

"What were you doing during the time you was inside that field."

The girl replies... "i was blowing bubbles²."

The next girl was asked the exact same question, and she replied:

"Blowing bubbles"

The lawyer then goes on to the man and says "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles too."

And the man replies:

"No, i am bubbles!"