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The Life Of an Egg

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So you think your life¹ is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

You only get laid² once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share³ a box with
11 other guys⁴
And the only chick that ever⁵ sat⁶ on
your face was⁷ your mother

Now don't you feel better?

Hell⁸ no!

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1 life
n.生活；生命
参考例句：
The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。 At last he knew the meaning of life.终于，他知道了生命的意义。

2 laid
v.打赌( lay的过去式和过去分词 )；提出；放置；铺
参考例句：
Whole stretches of land were laid waste and depopulated. 一片片土地荒芜，人口减少。 a laid-back attitude to life 悠然自得的生活态度

3 share
vt./vi.分享，共有，分配；n.共享；份额
参考例句：
I will share in the cost with you.我愿意和你一起负担费用。 Children should learn to share.小孩应该学会与人分享东西。

4 guys
n.家伙，伙计( guy的名词复数 )；（架设天线、支撑帐篷等用的）牵索；[复数]各位；一群男人（或女人）
参考例句：
Sorry, guys. I goofed. 对不起，各位。我搞砸了。 A few of our guys were thinking about going over the hill. 我们的人中有几个在开小差。来自《简明英汉词典》

5 ever
adv.曾经；永远；不断地；在任何时候；究竟
参考例句：
Have you ever been to hangzhou?你曾经去过杭州吗？ I will be young and strong and beautiful for ever.我将永远年轻、强壮，永远漂亮。

6 sat
v.（sit的过去式，过去分词）坐
参考例句：
He sat on a chair.他坐在椅子上。 The mother sat by the sick child all night long.妈妈整夜守在生病的孩子身旁。

7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

8 hell
n.地狱，阴间；用以咒骂或表示愤怒，不满
参考例句：
It's a hell of a hike from Sydney to Perth.从悉尼到珀斯的徒步旅行简直苦死了。 The boss really gave me hell today.老板今天着实数落了我一通。

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