A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"

Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts¹.

Depending on a woman's age, they are different shapes.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm².

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"

"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry!"