Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting¹ about each companies' service.

The first one said, "When one of our insured² died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and had mailed a check on Wednesday evening".

The second one said, "When one of our insured died without warning on Monday, we learned³ of it in 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening".

The last salesman said, "That's nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the Empire State Building. One of our insured who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor".