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Guys and dolls

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There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, "Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!"

So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were sleazy and decided¹ to play a trick on them by slipping out and sticking blow-up dolls in the beds.

The next morning one of the guys said, "I think my girl was dead, because she didn't grunt² or groan³ when we were having sex last night."

The other guy said, "I think my girl was a witch, because when I bit her on the tit she hissed⁴ and flew away..."

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1 decided
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。 There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

2 grunt
v.嘟哝；作呼噜声；n.呼噜声，嘟哝
参考例句：
He lifted the heavy suitcase with a grunt.他咕噜着把沉重的提箱拎了起来。 I ask him what he think,but he just grunt.我问他在想什麽，他只哼了一声。

3 groan
vi./n.呻吟，抱怨；(发出)呻吟般的声音
参考例句：
The wounded man uttered a groan.那个受伤的人发出呻吟。 The people groan under the burden of taxes.人民在重税下痛苦呻吟。

4 hissed
发嘶嘶声( hiss的过去式和过去分词 )；发嘘声表示反对
参考例句：
Have you ever been hissed at in the middle of a speech? 你在演讲中有没有被嘘过？ The iron hissed as it pressed the wet cloth. 熨斗压在湿布上时发出了嘶嘶声。

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