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That's Not Going to Help

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One day a boy approached¹ his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling², but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"

His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".

The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...

"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"

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1 approached
v.接近，走近，靠近( approach的过去式和过去分词 )；（在性质、数量、质量、情形、时间等方面）近似；接洽；使移近
参考例句：
The sky began to darken as the storm approached. 暴风雨来临时天空变得黑沉沉的。 She felt her heartbeat quicken as he approached. 随着他的走近，她觉得自己的心跳加速了。

2 yelling
v.叫喊，号叫，叫着说( yell的现在分词 )
参考例句：
The coach stood on the sidelines yelling instructions to the players. 教练站在场外，大声指挥运动员。 He let off steam by yelling at a clerk. 他对一个职员大喊大叫，借以发泄怒气。来自《简明英汉词典》

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