Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin1 patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd2 and lascivious3 behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication4 at the County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided6 to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.
Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged5 "need". "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment7.
In the process, Davidson apparently8 failed to notice the Wilmington Municipal police car approaching and was unaware9 of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. He just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said,
"A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"