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Chastity belt

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All the good knights² were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight¹ told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world..."

"It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."

The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.

Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column³ halted⁴.

A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend.

..."Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!!"

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1 knight
n.骑士，武士；爵士
参考例句：
He was made an honourary knight.他被授予荣誉爵士称号。 A knight rode on his richly caparisoned steed.一个骑士骑在装饰华丽的马上。

2 knights
骑士；（中古时代的）武士( knight的名词复数 )；骑士；爵士；（国际象棋中）马
参考例句：
stories of knights and fair maidens 关于骑士和美女的故事 He wove a fascinating tale of knights in shining armour. 他编了一个穿着明亮盔甲的骑士的迷人故事。

3 column
n.列，柱形图；专栏；圆柱；纵队
参考例句：
I often read his column in the local paper.我经常在当地的报纸上看到他的专栏文章。 A column of soldiers marched down the highway.一个士兵纵队沿着公路行进。

4 halted
v.（使）停下来( halt的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
The terrorists have halted their bloody campaign of violence. 恐怖分子已经停止了他们凶残的暴力活动。 She walked towards him and then halted. 她向他走去，然后停下。

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