There was this guy who really took care of his body and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis, which he readily decided¹ to do something about it.

He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.

About that time two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane².

On seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it round with he cane, remarking to the other little old lady saying,

"There is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady said, "look at that."

When I was 20... I was curious about it.

When I was 30... I enjoyed it.

When I was 40... I asked for it.

When I was 50... I paid for it.

When I was 60... I prayed for it.

When I was 70... I forgot about it.

And now that I am 80, the damned thing is growing wild, and I'm too old to squat³."