50 women were asked what would they do if they had a dick for a day. These were the responses:

I would write my name in the snow

Pee off a tall building

Check out my boyfriends reflexes

Pin my boyfriend down and slap him in the face with it

See how many donuts i could carry with it

I would want a big one and show it off to everyone

I would grab¹ myself in public and not be embarrassed

I would not lift the toilet seat while peeing

I would love it and squeeze it and play with it all day

I would get whacked² to see if it really hurts

I would get it removed

I would see what a woman felt like on the other end

Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants³ and try them out to see what was the best

Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing around

I would measure it both ways

I would play with him and make him roll over into the wet spot

I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say 'wheres my raise?'

I would find my ex-boyfriend and go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new

Demonstrate to my boyfriend that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything

I would prod him all night long with it