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Nine foot dick

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There was¹ three guys³, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden⁴ dick, and one with a nine foot dick.

The guy² with the rubber dick couldn't have sex⁵ because it wasn't hard.

The guy with the wooden dick couldn't have sex because the other person⁶ would⁷ get splinters.

Finally⁸, the third guy with a nine foot dick says, "See that girl over there? Bam. Got⁹ her."

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1 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

2 guy
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。 That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

3 guys
n.家伙，伙计( guy的名词复数 )；（架设天线、支撑帐篷等用的）牵索；[复数]各位；一群男人（或女人）
参考例句：
Sorry, guys. I goofed. 对不起，各位。我搞砸了。 A few of our guys were thinking about going over the hill. 我们的人中有几个在开小差。来自《简明英汉词典》

4 wooden
adj.木制的；木头似的，呆笨的
参考例句：
The room was full of wooden furniture.房间里摆满了木制家具。 There's a wooden bridge over the river.河上有一座木桥。

5 sex
n.性别，男性或女性，性欲；vt.区别…的性别，引起…的性欲
参考例句：
What sex is this fish?这条鱼是什么性别的？ She does not enjoy the company of the opposite sex.她不喜欢由异性奉陪。

6 person
n.人
参考例句：
I would never trust in that kind of person.我绝不会相信那种人。 She is the very person I wanted to see.她正是我要见的人。

7 would
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？ Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？

8 finally
adv.最后地；最终
参考例句：
We can finally take a rest.总算是可以休息了。 Finally,they won the game.结果他们打赢了。

9 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

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