One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing¹ her arm.

His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered² in her ear, "Do you have a dentists appointment tomorrow too?"