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Perfect golf shot

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A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity¹.

He was driving his partner nuts, as he looked up, looked down, measured the distance, figured the wind direction and speed.

Finally, his exasperated² partner said, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife's up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

His partner mumbled³, "Forget it, man, you ll never hit her from here!"

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1 eternity
n.不朽，来世；永恒，无穷
参考例句：
The dull play seemed to last an eternity.这场乏味的剧似乎演个没完没了。 Finally,Ying Tai and Shan Bo could be together for all of eternity.英台和山伯终能双宿双飞，永世相随。

2 exasperated
adj.恼怒的
参考例句：
We were exasperated at his ill behaviour. 我们对他的恶劣行为感到非常恼怒。 Constant interruption of his work exasperated him. 对他工作不断的干扰使他恼怒。

3 mumbled
含糊地说某事，叽咕，咕哝( mumble的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
He mumbled something to me which I did not quite catch. 他对我叽咕了几句话，可我没太听清楚。 George mumbled incoherently to himself. 乔治语无伦次地喃喃自语。