Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, "What are you here for?"

The man replied "I have a red ring around my pecker, What are you here for?"

The other man said, "I have a green ring around my pecker."

The doctor called the man with the red ring first in his office and examined¹ him.

As he was walking out he told the other guy it was no problem.

The doctor called the man in with the green ring around his pecker and examined him.

The doctor says, "Your pecker is gonna fall off and you are gonna die".

The mans says, "What?? You told the man with the red ring he was ok, but I'm gonna die??"

The doctor said, "Yes but there's a lot of difference between lipstick² and gangrene!"