A stagecoach¹ bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas.

In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East.

The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you ten dollars for a blowjob."

The Texan was appalled². He pulled out his pistol, shot the greenhorn right between the eyes, and shoved his body out the door.

The lady gasped³ and said, "Thank you, sir, for defending my honor!"

The Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! Just trying to keep down inflation. Around here, a blowjob goes for two dollars."