what women would do if they had a penis for a day_成人笑话

what women would do if they had a penis for a day

文章来源：文章作者：发布时间：2006-12-16 06:09 字体： [大中小]　进入论坛

(单词翻译:双击或拖选)

10. Get ahead faster in corporate¹ America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing² up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper³ it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated⁴ next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

点击

收听单词发音

1 corporate
adj.共同的，全体的；公司的，企业的
参考例句：
This is our corporate responsibility.这是我们共同的责任。 His corporate's life will be as short as a rabbit's tail.他的公司的寿命是兔子尾巴长不了。

2 standing
n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的
参考例句：
After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。 They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。

3 improper
adj.不适当的，不合适的，不正确的，不合礼仪的
参考例句：
Short trousers are improper at a dance.舞会上穿短裤不成体统。 Laughing and joking are improper at a funeral.葬礼时大笑和开玩笑是不合适的。

4 situated
adj.坐落在...的，处于某种境地的
参考例句：
The village is situated at the margin of a forest.村子位于森林的边缘。 She is awkwardly situated.她的处境困难。

上一篇：what men would do if they had a vagina for a day 下一篇：Joke: Magic Sandals